Noah Davis

In other words, it's not booked.

Thu, 17 May 2012 10:22:51 -0400

The see-and-be-seen restaurant at the swanky Rosewood Sand Hill hotel is booked solid for lunch almost daily.

nbaleftovers: Like was he serious??? Sad(-ish) moment for this...

Thu, 17 May 2012 10:08:11 -0400

nbaleftovers:

Like was he serious???

Sad(-ish) moment for this Maryland basketball fan.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sorry, but really?

Wed, 16 May 2012 14:07:08 -0400

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Sorry, but really?

For Fast Company

Wed, 16 May 2012 08:29:00 -0400

For Fast Company

77th minute: Jon Walters just relegated Bolton. It seems unfair that a team that saw two of its best...

Mon, 14 May 2012 10:15:43 -0400

77th minute: Jon Walters just relegated Bolton. It seems unfair that a team that saw two of its best players — Lee Chung-Yong and Stuart Holden — leave with season-ending injuries before the campaign even began, and had to deal with the emotional trauma of seeing a player suffer a heart attack on the field, would go down while a side that features Joey Barton would stay up. I guess deserving has nothing to do with it.

Sure, that sums it up.

Fri, 11 May 2012 14:35:07 -0400

Sure, that sums it up.

The new program will showcase a mix of stories from around the globe. Already in consideration for...

Fri, 11 May 2012 10:22:11 -0400

The new program will showcase a mix of stories from around the globe. Already in consideration for air are stories on Taliban child suicide bombers, North Korean slave labor camps, New York’s underground voodoo heroin clinics, Somalian pirates and Satanic dentists in the Pacific Northwest.

Tell us stuff we don’t know about, Vice.

For Complex

Thu, 10 May 2012 14:59:01 -0400

For Complex

For Buzzfeed

Thu, 10 May 2012 14:19:24 -0400

For Buzzfeed

Get that gay money, Rufus.

Thu, 10 May 2012 14:07:40 -0400

Get that gay money, Rufus.

Scott Boras is basically a war criminal. Jeter Dairies. Best thing right now.

Thu, 10 May 2012 10:18:06 -0400

Scott Boras is basically a war criminal.

Jeter Dairies. Best thing right now.

“The biggest award I want is my kids’ smiles,” Dave said, before I stopped writing...

Tue, 08 May 2012 16:59:31 -0400

“The biggest award I want is my kids’ smiles,” Dave said, before I stopped writing down what Dave said.

Good news: now relegated to a small box at the end of a story on...

Tue, 08 May 2012 12:11:32 -0400

Good news: now relegated to a small box at the end of a story on today.msnbc.msn.com.

Umenyiora bonded with Goodell during that USO tour because they shared a room and worked out...

Tue, 08 May 2012 08:35:35 -0400

Umenyiora bonded with Goodell during that USO tour because they shared a room and worked out together at 3 a.m. most days.

For The Awl

Mon, 07 May 2012 17:34:18 -0400

For The Awl

Twitter. Share. Buzz. Obama. Double penetration. Skrillex.

Mon, 07 May 2012 11:45:14 -0400

Twitter. Share. Buzz. Obama. Double penetration. Skrillex.

Video

Mon, 07 May 2012 10:23:34 -0400

Sweet byline.

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:30:17 -0400

Sweet byline.

gq: Which OKC Thunder Players Would Die In a Zombie...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:43:44 -0400

gq:

Which OKC Thunder Players Would Die In a Zombie Apocalypse?

Random question, yes. But here’s the explanation: GQ’s NBA guest blogger for the season, power forward Nick Collison, just did a playoff mailbag, soliciting questions from his Twitter followers, and this question was far and away the best. Because Nick is a good and honest fellow, he tackled the question head on. Here’s his answer below. Click here for the rest of his mailbag.

@IamAinsleyHayes Which teammates would survive a zombie apocalypse, and which ones wouldn’t?

I think most of us would. We are used to running and pushing through fatigue. We are used to being in stressful situations together, and we have each others’ backs. Sadly, however, I think we would lose a couple guys. Take, for instance, Reggie Jackson, our rookie, who cannot seem to stay awake for any extended period of time and passes out on all flights within five minutes, as he did here with Serge Ibaka and Cole Aldrich.

I fear Reggie would doze off somewhere and the zombies would get to him. I think Kendrick Perkins would be OK at first, but eventually he would look at a zombie and not like the way the zombie was looking at him. If you know Perk the way I know Perk, you know he wouldn’t be able to resist getting face to face with the zombie and letting him know he doesn’t play. He could fight off a few of the zombies, but eventually there would be too many, and I’m worried he wouldn’t make it. Meanwhile, James Harden would definitely survive, because a zombie is not going to want to get any of that beard in his throat while trying to eat his brain.

Well, that’s just about the best answer ever.

The persistent belief in the existence of an authentic, deficit hawk Ryan not only sweeps aside the...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:43:27 -0400

The persistent belief in the existence of an authentic, deficit hawk Ryan not only sweeps aside the ugly particulars of his agenda, it also ignores, well, pretty much everything he has done in his entire career, and pretty much everything he has said until about two years ago.